Mr. Green: Clearly Harassment

Another stupid plot bunny I got from a back-and-forth with .

Mr. Green, Dexter's favorite teacher as well as the PowerPuff Girl's former substitute teacher, was just minding his own business, greeting Professor Utonium and the girls as he sees Dexter back to his the rest of his family after class when the despicable villain HIM, who has been hungrily eying the comely young demon tutor ever since he first saw him, decides to...ahem...socialize. After all, good-looking demons are so rare...

In one swift, smooth motion (with Green completely unsuspecting as he chats with the Utoniums), HIM slips up behind Mr. Green, delicately grasps one of Green's gloved hands in one claw, and secures the other around the tutor's waist.

Ever the classy fellow, Green simply narrows his eyes and regains his balance before he can fall against HIM's chest (as HIM was attempting to make him do). Green is starting to get perturbed, as, unbeknownst to the Utoniums (including Dexter), this is the fourth time today that HIM has attempted to woo him.

Dexter is appalled and infuriated to see HIM dare to put his filthy claws on his most kindly and favored teacher with that preditory gleam in HIS eyes as though Green were HIM's property. (Dexter's no fool...he had been aware of HIM's fixed interest in Green for a while now)

Bubbles is downright terrified; afraid that she is about to witness HIM do horrible harm to the sweet and gentle Mr. Green. She can do nothing but watch, fearing that, if she acted, HIM would hurt Mr. Green.

Blossom is just trying not to vomit. She too had picked up on HIM's interest in Green, and she knew what HIM was capable of, but not even SHE had expected such a gutsy move on HIM's part; ESPECIALLY not in front of herself and her sisters.

Professor Utonium is at a loss for words; unsure of how to react to the completely unexpected and very bold advances of HIM toward Utonium's young, but respected colleague.

At first, Buttercup WAS going to toss HIM in a pot and season him with butter, garlic, and lemon, but her sharp, battle-trained eyes caught on that Mr. Green was about to handle the situation on his own. If she doesn't stifle that giggling, she's going to give Mr. Green's plan away, and his contingency plan, whatever it may be, might not be as entertaining as what he already has planned.

Mr. Green is about to very calmly, gracefully, and in a manner most dignified, crush HIM's foot.

There's no WAY Green would ever go out with HIM.

...Green could get crabs... *shot for stupid pun*

This came to me because Him is so painfully, blatantly *GAY*. Mr. Green is young, cute, intelligent, witty, and a real sweetheart. Green is practically BEGGING for HIM to hit on him...in HIM's eyes, anyway...

As such a desirable creature, Green knows how to handle himself when it comes to depraved creeps like HIM.

It was just too easy to imagine I -HAD- to draw it

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This took me around 2 1/2 hours. Sorry the coloring sucks so bad.

I hope SOMEONE is as amused by this as I was